oh, you'll love me

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:29:45 GMT

I saw Alla Kudrawhatever every other 5 minutes today. Ewwwww.. and I left before her match ended because it was not fun to see her come back from being down a set. Meh. During her match, someone in the stands made a Sharapova comment which I couldn't quite hear but Alla started smiling. Her annoyance is endless. And epic.

Victoria Azarenka is way cool, Jankovic still wins at life and Danka has some major problems, I had to leave her alone.

I am tired and on fire. Need to seriously put some sunblock on tomorrow!

Cheers!

bitch face time is on

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:39:46 GMT

Dear Maria,

Meh!

Thanks,
Maitai

Alla Kudrawhatever is playing in LA. I have my bitch face on.

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 08:08:21 GMT

Just when I thought I was over this 9-year thing with Christina Aguilera, she comes out with this. THE MOST TENDER THING.. EVER.

Oh, I've missed you Christina! ♥

i can't spell it out for you

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:52:13 GMT

HAY, HOW YA DOING?

The 3G iPhone has been in stores for 1 full week and yet I'm still without one. I WIN! :P I am officially not getting it. Rumor has it that the Blackberry Bold will sell for the same price and you know how I feel about Blackberrys and my BBM contacts- we have a special bond. ;) So there, no more iPhone for Maitai.

The weekend is here then East West Bank Classic next week plus Alanis Morissette taping! YAY! But first I have a photoshoot on Sunday which I am rather excited about. The model/musician/dude seems to be cool and nice.. a rarity in LA so that makes me excited to work with him. Here's to this Sunday being totally awesome!

Don't drink too much ladies and gentlemen.
Cheers!

even more in love with me you'll fall

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:22:54 GMT

Hey There Delilah by the Plain White T's reminds me of this idiot I used to like and it just played on my iTunes right now. Gross. You know little bitch? Yea, that's him. =X

Should I get an iPhone tomorrow or no? TELL ME!

Cheers for Friday!

Tipsarevic.. STFU

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:53:04 GMT

Ew Janko. EW.

This makes me sick.

hmm.. NYC sounds cool too

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:32:14 GMT

Maybe I'll be better off in New York City. More talent, more brains, less dumb fucks, less "OMG eww like totally", less "errr" *scratch*.. I think I'll like that. If only they had a Malibu or Manhattan Beach there, it'd be a no-brainer.

ORGASM

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 08:16:56 GMT

YA KNOW!

tennis talk: my bright side

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 06:18:15 GMT

You know what I realized today after Rafa's win? That in every major this year, I've had something to celebrate about. Tennis 2008 is so much cooler than Tennis 2007. Now, if Masha and Rafa can put their rackets together and win USO at the same time THEN ZOMG. DEAD.

I'll be in NY for a couple of days for the USO. Kids, make noise out there and don't lose in the 2nd round.. GO!

Cheers!

Rafaaaaa

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:57:07 GMT

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!! Raaaafffaaaaa!!!!!! :) I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

bitch is alive!

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 08:00:48 GMT

Happy 4th everyone! Yes, I am still alive. :) Also changed my userinfo a bit. I try to be "cool" but constantly fail. Oh miser-ay!

Well, I got my job back last Monday which is good because I need the money! Have to now save up so I can get my studio and get on with my life. I cannot be stuck in an office forever!

Wimbledon is pretty gay. We have a yawner of a final to conclude a weird fortnight. WHATEVS! Rafa best win it though.

Beach tomorrow and maybe some tennis. I am now fully recovered from last night's debauchery at LAX (the club that is).

Cheers!

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:52:03 GMT

Wimbledon is insane.

Alla Kudrawhatever is a little shit.

I have no more words for SW19.

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:14:19 GMT

WOW. Mash :( :( :(

I love you, babe. Hope you bounce back fast from this.

The Championships

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:35:06 GMT

THIS made me extremely nervous / fucking excited. :)

kind of this, kind of that

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:33:58 GMT

Oy. I think I just lost my job. HAH :) It was totally my fault for being so out of it in the office. I really just wanted out already! So, I am kind of relieved and kind of sad. I have a love/hate relationship with the people I work with but at the end of the day they've really become more than just bosses or co-workers to me. After two and a half years I think it's just natural to be somewhat friends with them. I definitely won't be missing the awful work environment that has suddenly sprouted over the last couple of months but I'll miss the old guns out there. Not seeing them on a day to day basis will definitely feel weird! When I told one of my best friends today that I lost my job the first thing he said was, "WTF?" followed by "Congratulations!" LOL! He knows me well. Atleast now I'll have a lot of time to work on my portfolio and hopefully that goes well.

I have been playing MAJAAA tennis of the late. I am getting better at it too so it's very very exciting! My sister is also training this summer for varsity tryouts in the fall.

Cheers!

the world is just my playground

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:21:20 GMT

Why is TV so boring in the pre-summer/summer season? I spend all my money going to movies during this time of the year, it's crazy. $14 a pop is not so cool when you watch a movie multiple times a week, kay? Sex and The City is still by far the most entertaining movie I've seen but I have yet to watch Don't Mess With The Zohan though which I heard is really entertaining too.

Another money wasting activity I have recently overdone is going for some drinks. Last Saturday I spent just about $70 on drinks alone when we went out to see a friend's show. Yup, kinda crazy. I love me a good time but I seriously need to save some money.. ASAP. =/ Some pictures from the show after the jump.

Jazz hands, FTW!

Cheers!

break over

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:21:34 GMT

Okay, I'm over taking a break. Haha :) It took less than a day. Oh Maria, the things you do to me.

I sort of realized things as I wrote this reply over at WTAWorld. Thank God I'm finally getting over it and now I am able to eat!

Cheers!

Edit:
This is also one reason why I sort of got over it fast.

Sharapova moved up from No. 2 to No. 1 when Henin quit, but the stay might be brief. Ana Ivanovic, Jelena Jankovic and Kuznetsova all could lead the rankings by the end of the week. Sharapova was asked about the possibility of losing her spot at the top.

Her reply?

“Boohoo.”

LMFAO!

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:58:55 GMT

Okay. I am now officially in tears. :(

I want to be pissed at you Mash but you know I can't. And I know it's harder on you but 5-2 in the 2nd and then match point? I was smiling on my way to work because I thought you had it but then YOU FUCKING BLEW IT.

I love you and I will kill everyone in that crowd today for you but I need a break! Maybe for like a day.

my FO 1st round wrap

Thu, 29 May 2008 06:22:16 GMT

My FO team finally got their 1st round matches wrapped and I almost had 2 casualties. Goodness gracious! Thankfully, Masha, being the champion that she is, found a way to work through the wind, sand and herself to get the W. So, Juan Monaco ended up being my only casualty in the first round. My team best keep it that way. I want to see Sharapova-Kirilenko in the R16, Rafa raise that trophy for the 4th straight time, Janky spank V.Will and ------ Sharapova-Jankovic in the effffffing final!

AAAAAAND THEN

Somebody remind her that she won the match and she shouldn't be too hard on herself. And also, fuck all the naysayers. I'm still sticking with her going all the way right here.

Here's to AO!Masha making an appearance in time to raise GS trophy #4!

MARIA!

Wed, 28 May 2008 11:45:23 GMT

OH GOOD LORD. 17DFs! One. Seven. DFs. 50,000 UEs, I think. I woke up just in time to watch the last two games at 4:30 in the freaking morning! Ah! You best hit the practice courts.. this is going to be a long 11 days. ;)

random pictures from my 21st

Wed, 28 May 2008 01:46:53 GMT

I'm picspamming my flist with *some* pictures from my 21st.

That's it!

Cheers!

21 still feels like 18

Tue, 27 May 2008 05:37:30 GMT

My party was a blast! I really want to share some photos but they're still with my friend and I don't think he's planning to upload them soon. Patience is virtue. I'd give you a play by play about how it all went down on Friday night but it's all blurry and drunk. One thing was for certain though, none of you showed some love. =P But many thanks for the birthday wishes!

My car got towed today. Yeah, funny and annoying shit. I had to pay like a million dollars to take it out of the pound and topped off with a $70 parking ticket. I officially hate lame ass unattractive parades and street parking. Where's the freaking valet?! LOL!

Whatever.

Roland Garros is here! I haven't filled in my draw sheet yet so no predictions from me until maybe tomorrow. All I know is that Masha still has the gods on her side and Ana.. not so much. On the men's side; Roddick pulled out, Guille stumbled out and Guga bids tchau. Not very exciting news but things should get interesting as the days progress and hopefully they'll be able to get some matches going. I hear it's going to be pouring in Paris on Tuesday. ACK!

My RG team. Juan Monaco is teh sex!

Jason Mraz's new album is AMAZING! Like serious-genius-up-in-the-hizzzay kind of amazing. My top 5 favorite tracks are, in a very particular descending order; Butterfly (teh sexxx!), The Dynamo of Volition, Lucky (feat CoCo), Live High and I'm Yours. GO GET ASAP!

Time to sort out some stuff for work tomorrow! I hope you're all doing wonderful! Watch out for those parking signs!

Cheers!

big thanks!

Thu, 22 May 2008 19:29:18 GMT

Hey guys, thanks for all the birthday greetings! To my tennis friends, you're all made of awesome. Thanks for the banners and the Maria Sharapova overload. Haha! :) I love it! Shoutouts.. tough_c0okie (Katie), liquela (Jennifer) and nikstarr (Nikkie) BIG THANKS TO YOU GUYS! ♥

And to paperpieces5, Happy Birthday!! I hope you have an awesome day and have lots of awesome food+cake!

Here's to me being totally drunk starting tonight! Haha!

I LOVE YAwwwww!

the big 2-1

Wed, 21 May 2008 07:18:46 GMT

Alright folks. Finally got this party thing going on Friday, May 23. I will be at Area celebrating my 21st. If you're in Hollywood or if you just want to come out because you love me then I will see ya there. Doors are at 10pm. Come early so you won't have to deal with the bitchassness that is Hollywood!

Show me love you guys. Thanks, Mash! LMAO!

After party is here. Text / IM / e-mail me if you want to "after party".

Big cheers!

GG Finale

Tue, 20 May 2008 04:14:23 GMT

So so so.. I loved/hated it. All my ships fucking died. The only thing I liked was that Chuck didn't go all sappy about Blair. C/B, as much as I love them together, can wait until they've outgrown their bitch/heartless status. That's what makes them cool right now so please don't let that go away. D/S..SERIOUSLY!? I hated Dan.. a lot. "I'm the most understanding person in the world." GTFO. You made Serena cry.. G T F O ! And I seriously do not want to see Vanessa's face anymore. Like, please, make it go away forever. The whole "one week later" segment minus C/B was a complete failure.

That's all. No more happy Monday nights until September.

This day is NAY for me. I'm going to get ice cream now.